None of these things have any reflection on your femininity though....gender is a wierd thing to define once you remove all the things that are influenced societally rather than by the individual.
In other news....KITTENS!!!!!
*lol* none of which makes you a lesser woman :)
Actually it makes you rather different and a refreshing change from the "norm"
Mmm now your post has started to make me think of what manly qualities I have *looks long and hard*
It makes you my kind of woman.....
I'm with you too on most of those. (I do somewhat obsessively feel I have to pumice my feet, I have a "thing" about making sure I don't have nasty hard skin on my feet - I swear by that Aussie heel cream stuff)
The iron thing, as long as you OWN one, that's ok. I have one (somewhere), but I've not used it in about 6 years. Life is too short for ironing.
I look forward to your poll, I may come out rated as a hobo! :)
Hehe! I am the the total opposite of your list.. apart from the children bit.. im with you 100% there! :)
bring on the poll :)
shaving's for boys, isn't it?
I've never shaved anything in my life !
Yeah....But what a 3% it is !!!
You fit the criteria of "real women" in that case.
I actually agreed with the majority of that list. There were a few exceptions, but only a few.
And in response to Glenn, we can all go round saying "I'm a real woman" without having to sleep with a pea under the mattress or something.
You sound perfect to me. And as ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) blondelass says. We can be women without peeing on a mattress (or however it goes).
It was the story of the Princess & the Pea and all she could say was "I'm a real princess" or something.
I thought it was because she could pee through twelve mattresses.
wow that's a lot of special brew
Well I'm the same as you in most of those things! I think most of your female friends will be the same - it's just those horrible womens magazines that try and brainwash us!
Poor Micky and his shonky face *sobs*
Oh dear looking at all that it makes me a bit of a girly girl then :-(
I'm with you on most of that, but I think I can make up for the few points where I am more girly with the fact that I've spent far longer covered in oil/grease/muck whilst rolling around on the floor fixing bikes.
I also like hitting thing with hammers :D
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2009-06-16 01:36 pm (UTC)
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lol.
you should write for the Guardian... would make a change from the tripe currently being peddled
aw! that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
:P
Shaving is for ladies! I prefer to rip out all my body hair with wax like a real man!
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If it's any help, some of that list applies to me too... but I do do quite a lot of it.
Mostly, it's habit. Once you shave every day, it becomes natural to do so. Once you wear make-up (and are strict about doing so) all the time, it feels odd when you don't. But you know? None of that means you aren't a girl, it must means you aren't a fussy girly girl - and most of those habits take up lots of time when you could be playing computer games etc x
or watching beautiful man-love :D
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wrong wrong wrong. every single statements condemns you to womanhood:
# okay, so the first 70% is all to do with beauty-regime stuff, but if the french have traditionally neglected it i think it's permissible.
# I don't know what to do with children other than pull faces at them or patronise them - they love that crap.
# I can imagine few things more mortifyingly horrible than doing an aerobics class - this is not gender specific, unless this test is about whether you're a housewife from the 80's or not.
# multiple orgasms? - it still counts of you fall asleep for 3 hours and then just do it again.
# I don't know how to slow dance - you can goth? same thing but with less space.
# or waltz - same answer, but this time the reason you're out of time is because the music isn't in 4:4.
# I fight with boys - it's a traditional form of flirting.
# I like computer games - you're at the cutting edge of a demographic.
# I like porn - you're at the cutting edge of two demographics then.
QED
Based on all that I'd make a shit girl as well...
I've always known that I was more mentally a bloke than a girl. I've not shaved my legs in more than a year (I've been given the OK by Stephen because he'd rather they were soft-fuzz or totally shaven, but the stubble that lasts from 5 minutes after they're clean shaven to about a week before they're soft and fuzzy again, is apparently unbearable! :)
As for multiple orgasms, seriously hunny, buy a bunny! Lock the house up, put some horny music on (I like the queen of the damned sound-track, just make sure it's on pretty loud - I never really made a peep before I bought a toy - I suprised myself!) and yes, giggle at yourself, but then just chill and play! Yey!
And - on a very different and totally unrelated note - yey for kitties! ___^..^___
With you on most of those things, As well as not taking makeup off I've even been known to go to bed without brushing my teeth if i'm very very drunk...
yup guilty of that one too!
I too, concur on a lot of those! Especially about body lotion, I mean... after every shower? Really? Do people actually have that kind of time?!
oil. its the way of the future. also the way of much more towels to be clean, but worth it.
pfft, according to your list I am more girlie than a girl.. but the lads at work would disagree!(well they would if I havnt drank them under the table with pernod and cider pints(that was actually one work outing.. we have the best ideas!)).
as to multiple?.... Id take one.. its been a while *wink* ......*grin*
Well it's obvious to me that you should give up on being a girl and just get on with it and call yourself Steve.
I kissed a girl that makes me a boy...
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