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Oranges are not the only fruit

the pointless meanderings of a citrus hussy

Name:
sarah_orange
Birthdate:
22 December 1970
Location:
External Services:
  • ms.sarah.orange@googlemail.com
  • sarah_orange@livejournal.com
Haylo everybody!
Ms Orange here. Wearer of black,corsets and pvc. Geek of the highest order. Member of the league of the eternally baffled. Bigger than empire yet smaller than a flea.

I'm a broken shell of an Orange these days having spent several years attempting to own an alternative nightclub in Leeds called theSubculture. I gave up in May 2010 and sleep far better at night now ;)

I have recently gone back to taekwondo after a year break and a 1.5 stone weight gain. Ugh - hard work - it's not easy being fat and 40...


in the meantime click here for geof-type goodness:
FETISHMAN

Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out! You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta stand right up. You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more." - Stanley Spadowski, philosopher and janitor

Custom contact details list here
let me know if you can't see them and think you should be able to - it's a long list and my brain is often lacking...

Sadly I also play WOW. if you'd like to join me I have chars called Gaertrude, Gnomosapiens and Illithor on Kilrogg and Colonica and Troody on Earthern Ring.
I also have my own Guild on Shattered Halls:
Website for Knights of Cydonia on Shattered Halls but mostly we're on Kilrogg. with other people you might know :)

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